Masked Speaker: Tinder Rebrand

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Today's Masked Speaker said she STEPPED IN to help her guy friend with his dating profile... BUT, what she ended up doing on there... he can never know....

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0:00.0	You don't know me.
0:03.0	A confession I can't take back.
0:06.0	I am.
0:08.0	The masked speaker.
0:12.0	Text to 78592 says, I'm a single man in my 40s, and I just bought a set of colorful baby spoons that I use specifically to eat yogurt.
0:21.6	What?
0:22.6	The plastic just feels nicer in my mouth than metal does.
0:25.6	I actually, I can picture it actually, yeah.
0:27.6	And I love a little spoon.
0:28.6	We just take the plastic spoons from any of the yogurt shops.
0:31.6	Yeah.
0:32.6	Like the proletal places, like, yeah.
0:35.6	Benchis.
0:36.6	You know what else feels really good in your mouth?
0:38.3	A secret passing over your tongue through your lips going straight into our ears.
0:43.3	It's like we had a vibe going and then that makes it weird.
0:46.3	For the mass speaker, I'm tingling just thinking about it.
0:49.3	Plus we'll change your voice to keep you anonymous for the experience and we've got a woman on the phone ready to transfer a juicy secret from her mouth to our ears. Wow. She's chosen Holly is her fake name. So Holly, welcome to the show. Hey, thanks guys. What's up, Holly? Yeah, how are you feeling, Holly? I'm a little nervous. I think some people are going to be mad at this one.
1:11.1	Oh.
1:12.1	Uh-oh.
1:13.5	Well, I'm intrigued.
1:13.8	Yeah.
	...

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