Masked Speaker: Three Hail Marys

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today's Masked Speaker tried to own her mistakes after she made a terrible choice at a bar with a really hot guy... and all her honesty got her was the WEIRDEST, most AWKWARD experience of her life!

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0:00.0	You don't know me.
0:03.0	A confession I can't take back.
0:05.6	I am.
0:08.1	The masked speaker.
0:11.1	Text to 78592 says, this might make me a bad person.
0:15.4	Oh, no.
0:16.0	But I go out of my way to mess with student drivers every time I see one.
0:21.4	I'll honk at them, tailgate, cut them off.
0:24.5	I know it's wrong, but I do think it's hilarious.
0:27.3	That's actually awful.
0:28.7	They need it.
0:29.3	It's the real world.
0:30.6	Alexis, not everyone honks at you every time he's right.
0:34.3	It might just be an Alexis thing.
0:36.2	But they really should teach in driving school how to deal with road rage people.
0:41.3	Like, they should be like, okay, class, today we're going to learn how to properly flip
0:45.3	the bird.
0:46.3	Everybody take their middle finger.
0:47.3	I like that.
0:48.3	You're just going to escalate the problem.
0:50.3	Yeah.
0:51.3	People do bad things, and we appreciate those people for the content that they provide to this segment. Yes, thank you for your honest. The mass speaker, and we've got a woman on the phone who's ready to confess her secret anonymously. She's chosen Kelly as her fake name. So, Kelly, welcome to the show. Are you a bad person? Oh, God. Wow. I mean, I hope not.
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