You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text into 78592 says, I work at a sports stadium and after every game, I go around finishing all the half-eaten hot dogs I find in the stands.

Gross! I thought I was going to say beers and still gross.

I consider it my employee bonus.

Oh, pay this person more.

Now, hold on. See, most other radio shows might judge you for your secondhand weiner

addiction, but not us. We're all weiner addicts in some form. Yeah, it's true. In fact, we want to hear all the juicy mustard and stain details. And we'll hide your identity while you do it. Wow. I get hungry. I'm not going to lie. A little bit. I really want a hot dog. Now, one of our listeners is ready to unload something that she's been hiding. she's chosen the fake name Janet. So Janet,

how are we feeling today? Pretty good. How are you guys? Okay, it's a good start. Our voice

changer is on now, Janet. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, go full hot dog on us.

It's not that bad. It's not that bad.

It's not that bad.

That's good, Janet.

That's a good start.

What's going on, Janet?

So I just had a baby about six months ago.

Oh, my baby. Yes, I love her so much.

Congrats.

That's a wonderful and very hard period, too. Yeah, and it's my first one, so, you know, working through it. Yeah, a lot of weird Google searches in the last six months. There sure have been. Yeah. So when I was pregnant, I decided, you know what, I want to be a stay-at-home mom and, like, really focus on my daughter.

Awesome.

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