You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

We got a texted confession to 78592 saying,

I'm going to a wedding this weekend where I've slept with all five of the groomsmen and the groom.

Oh, wow.

Brooke, you're going to a wedding this weekend? I'm just thinking, like, that's not that big of a deal with it. Irony, she's bringing her husband. No, like, you're still sleeping with them. That would be the issue. We don't judge here because we have no legs to stand on. Absolutely. They're all wobbly after that crazy weekend at The Bachelor Party.

But if you want to get a confession out into the open, this is where you're going to want to do it on the mass speaker.

One of our listeners is already on the line ready to come clean.

He's chosen to use the alias Derek.

Derek, welcome to the show.

Hey, how are you doing, mystery, man? How are you feeling right now? Not too great about myself. Oh, you're getting married this weekend? No, I'm already married. Okay. That's a good, yeah, that's awesome. I'm sorry you're not feeling very good about yourself. Well, the voice changer is on.

You're now the mass speaker, so whenever you're ready, go ahead.

Tell us what's been ailing you. Well, like I said, you know, I'm already married. I got married a couple of years ago. Congrats. And we were kind of looking to make that next move and, you know, get a pet.

And we stumbled into this black cat.

Aw, cute.

What does that mean?

I love black cat.

Aw, cute. What does that mean? I love black cats. What do you mean you stumble into a black cat? It's like, I stole a cat. I stepped on a cat once, and now I'm like, it's mine. Well, I mean, it just kind of appeared out of nowhere. It was like... Oh, like a stray? Yeah, we kind of took this cat in, and it turns out it's like the worst cat you could imagine. Oh, geez. I did not think that was coming next. I was like, oh, it shows you. That's cute. I mean, but what could have happened is you could have gotten just a feral cat from the back alley and brought it into your home that's not going to go

well sir yeah it's it's kind of like a nightmare it's it scratches it hisses

i think you sound like a real cat lover it sounds like you two have bonded quite a bit what's your cat's

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