You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Got a text into 78592 that says,

I went to a wedding the other day and before the ceremony,

I had relations with the bride in the bathroom.

Oh, my gosh. It's okay because bride in the bathroom. Oh my gosh.

It's okay because I'm the groom.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Oh, quite the confession there.

Not a lot of people would actually admit to sleeping with their spouses, but you know what?

That's what this segment is for.

Stop it.

The mass speaker, you could admit to whatever you want, as long as it's not a felony, and then you'll stay anonymous. And right now we have a listener on the phone who wants to get something off his chest. He's chosen the fake name, Eli. Eli, are you bold enough to admit betting your spouse?

Is that illegal? No, it's not legal. I's just, I think it's rare in Jeffrey's mind that it happens. I can't believe people would actually admit to doing it. Oh, my God. It's so dumb. Eli, the voice changer is on. You are now the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, go ahead and tell us your confession. Okay, because I don't know if this is legal, but... Oh, no.

Hey, he said felony. If it's a misdemeanor, we're okay with it. Yeah. Okay. But the changers on, right? The voice changers on? Yes. You're safe. So there's like a yearly fair. There's a big yearly fair where they have a huge chili cookoff. Are you talking about like the county fair?

Like the state fair?

Yeah.

Right.

Like a state fair.

Like a county.

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