Masked Speaker: Secret Santa Secret Sauce

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today's Masked Speaker says her company does an annual secret Santa gift exchange, and when she drew the name of the one person she can't stand at work, she decided to give him a gift he'd never forget...

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0:00.0	You don't know me.
0:03.0	A confession I can't take back.
0:06.0	I am.
0:08.0	The masked speaker.
0:12.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and everybody knows the true spirit of the holidays
0:17.0	is about being with family, spreading joy. Yes.
0:21.1	Of course.
0:21.7	And confessing to horrible things that you've done in your past that haunt you every day of your life.
0:27.2	It's like a renewal.
0:28.9	Yeah.
0:29.6	That's where it's the season came.
0:31.3	Yay, Christmas.
0:33.3	And in keeping with that holiday spirit, we have some listeners who want to tell us about their past for a special holiday edition of the mass speaker, starting with a woman who's going by the name Connie today.
0:45.2	So, Connie, welcome to the show.
0:48.2	Thank you guys. Hello, everybody.
0:50.8	Oh, you sound like a joyful person even with a voice changer on, Connie.
0:56.2	Great.
0:57.4	Great.
0:59.1	I'm not in my soul. It's very dark.
1:02.0	The word con is in my name.
1:05.0	The ruse is working.
1:06.8	All right, Connie, voice changer is on.
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