You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says,

The daycare had to talk with my wife because our three-year-old son was pushing other kids today.

My wife thinks it's because he saw his cousins fighting, but actually I let him watch John Wick last Saturday while I was hung over. Oops. Oh, great. Good job, Keanu Reeves. I've been saying, if pushing's the only thing he's doing, then he got out easy after watching John Wick. Yeah. He's out there snapping neck. Yeah. Could be a lot worse at that daycare.

But if you have a secret that you can't tell your spouse, just know that you can get it off your

chest here anonymously on the mass speaker. And we've got a listener ready to come clean today.

She's chosen to use the fake name Tamara. So Tamara, welcome to the show. Oh, hi. How's it going? Hey,

you sound good. Like, you're excited to share this. We, you know, it'd be great to get this burden

off my chest. Okay. So there's some guilt involved. All right. Maybe something you've been holding

on to for a while. Okay. Voice changer is on. This is your chance. You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. Okay. Okay. So I've been married three years, but we've really been together more like it's like seven or eight, you know. It's a long time. Nice. Yeah. Our relationship is very, very good.

He's a wonderful man.

I love him.

Oh my God, I cannot wait for whatever butt is coming.

I love that everybody's like, just so you know, I love him good.

Like all compliments, now something terrible is going to come out.

It's just one, one thing that he gets really weird about.

And it's money and finances.

And maybe a lot of guys are like that.

I don't know. No, I think it's just your husband is the only one that cares about it.

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