You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Someone texted in to 78592.

I may have used my toddler son as a human shield while running away from a cockroach once.

Maybe. That's what they're there for. Yeah. Right. I'm with you on that one. Yeah. Brooke, you've done that with your son during a hailstorm, right? It's okay. It's just water, honey. Keep your mouth closed. We're almost in. Don't chip a tooth. But we're saying, you know what? You can stop hiding behind your infant human shield. Put down the baby and expose the truth right here on our show. Well, I mean, hide with a masked voice. And one of our listeners is ready to come clean. He's chosen the fake name, Nathan. So Nathan, welcome to the show, man. Hey, guys. How you doing? Good. Now,

voice changer is on. You are now the mass speaker. We're ready to hear your confession. Go ahead.

So, this was six years ago. And at the time, I was dating this girl who's actually now my wife.

Whoa. Okay. Congrats. Whoa, okay.

That's awesome.

How's marriage?

Oh, it's going pretty good.

His voice went on.

He's like,

That's about as honest of an answer as you can possibly get.

Like, even with him, masked and not a bit.

Okay. But obviously six years ago, you're super into her because he ended up. With him, masked anonymous.

Okay.

But obviously six years ago, you're super into her because you ended up marrying her.

You're in love.

Yeah, six years ago, I was dating her for about six months at the time.

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