Masked Speaker: Rent Lender to Big Spender

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

You never forget the first time you blackmail a close friend, right? One of our listeners came forward and said he did it to his roommate and the guy still has no idea it was him!

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0:00.0	You don't know me.
0:03.3	A confession I can't take back.
0:06.0	I am.
0:08.5	The masked speaker.
0:11.4	It's the number one radio segment in the world for people who call us from their bathrooms.
0:20.5	It's a private space, Alexis.
0:22.6	It makes sense.
0:23.3	Because they've had too much fiber today?
0:25.3	Or is it because they don't want anybody else to hear the embarrassing confession that they're about to make?
0:31.1	Why can't it be both?
0:32.5	Why can't it be both?
0:34.8	We have a guy on the line who's ready to come on and tell his truth.
0:38.4	He wants to go by the name Dodge today.
0:41.0	So Dodge, welcome to the outhouse of radio, aka Broken Jeffrey,
0:45.9	New York.
0:46.7	Thank you.
0:47.6	Are you in the bathroom?
0:49.2	I am not in the bathroom.
0:51.0	Oh, dang.
0:51.9	I can move.
0:53.7	I can move there. That's fine. We don't need that. Wherever you're comfortable telling the truth, I don't care where it happens, Dodge. How are you feeling, Dodge? I'm sweating a little bit. We're ready to hear your confession. You are today's mass speaker. We're altering your voice with our voice change. Whenever you're ready, man, go ahead.
1:14.7	All right. So a while ago, I was just out of college, and I was living with a bunch of guys.
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