You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Have you ever promised to take something to your grave?

Ooh.

Whoa.

Well, you should come here, because this show is like a graveyard for promising careers. Boy, isn't that true. Oh my God, why are you looking at me? I mean, I'm speaking to the souls of the people on this show. But no, we'll let you get things off your chest with this segment called the Mass Speaker. And one of our listeners is on the phone ready to give us their confession. She's choosing to use the fake name, Blair.

So, hey, Blair, how you doing today? Hi, I'm doing all right. How are you guys doing? Oh, man. Better know that you're on the phone. Yeah. I'm intrigued to Blair. So, Blair, you are today's mass speaker. We've altered your voice using our voice changer, so no one will know who you are. Whenever you're ready, go ahead. Tell us your big confession.

So my mother currently lives in a retirement home. our voice changer so no one will know who you are. Whenever you're ready, go ahead. Tell us your big

confession. So my mother currently lives in a retirement home. She's lived there for a couple of years now.

Okay. Her and my dad were married for about 42 years, but they've always lived separately, like,

my entire life. He's always lived at a different house down the street. Okay, so they were like,

they were divorced, or they just... They were married. Yeah, they were married. They just lived separately. You don't hear about that a lot. That's pretty rare. Yeah, they were happy. You know, we just had their reasons for living apart. And that's, I think, what made their relationship really work. That's probably why they were happy. Yeah.

They didn't live together.

There's a lot of married couples listening right now that are like, oh, wait a minute.

Put her somewhere else.

Because right now, I hate you.

Sorry, Blair.

So go ahead.

You're saying they were married for 42 years?

So they've been married 42 years, but recently my father passed away.

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