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you get your podcasts you don't know me a confession i can't take back. I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says, my Spotify account seems to have been hacked by someone in South America.

I could report it, but I actually love the playlist that they've been making, so I'm just leaving it as is.

Sweet. I love it. Good for you. Maybe those South American hackers could add Brooke and Jeffrey to your Spotify list so that you can hear yourself confess right here on the mass speaker

as we change your voice to protect your identity. And we've got a woman on the phone right now

who's picked Lola as her fake name.

So Lola, how are you today? Hey, I'm great. How are you guys? Oh, you're good. Purgy.

Yeah. Awesome. All right. Small talk done. Now let's get to the good stuff. Voice

changer is on. You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession, Lola. I actually have a confession from my prom night about 30 years ago. Whoa. Oh, wow. Dang, this must be a big one then. If you waited 30 years. People don't know. I mean, anything that happens in high school, I thought everybody knew immediately. Yeah, like you think you're a legend, but they forget after like one year.

What happened at prom 30 years ago?

I was asked to prom by this guy in my class.

His name is Paul.

Oh, we're not going to disguise him, huh?

Poor Paul.

I'm coming as clean as I can here.

Okay.

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