You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says, I walk around the woods behind my house, naked sometimes.

Oh, my gosh.

And pretend I'm on the show, naked and afraid.

Okay. Yeah, I like it.

Do you, like, cry into a selfie video as well?

About how you don't know where you're going to get shelter tonight?

There's no need to be naked for this segment.

But you could if you wanted to.

We'd never know, because we blur your voice and your body parts to keep you anonymous right here. I guess all the listeners could be naked right now. We wouldn't know. Yeah, we don't mind. It's the mass speaker, and we have a guy who wants to come clean about something in his life using the fake name, Paul. That's his alias. Paul, you Donald Ducking it right now? How you doing? Yeah, yeah, just a t-shirt and no pants.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

That felt like the most honest thing you're going to say in the next couple minutes.

Hopefully you have full honesty when you tell your confession because the voice changer is on.

You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, we want to hear your secret.

Okay. So I used to work at a paper mill. I've been a few years there. I mean, I actually liked it.

You know, people were great. But eventually, like, I just wanted to do something else in my life and my

career, you know? Yeah, totally. So eventually, I found this other job, put my two weeks since the paper mill, and everyone was super nice about it. They were excited for me and supportive. Well, that's refreshing. I'm glad they didn't like boo you and heckle you about finding a new job. No, no, no, no. It wasn't anything like that. Yeah. I just imagine I'm leaving out of the door and someone yelling, you suck! Yeah!

Get a lot of this guy moving up in life!

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