Masked Speaker: Paid Off Pro Boyfriend

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

One woman was so close to her dream of marrying a professional athlete... until her sister stepped in. But the worst part is, the woman may never know what really happened unless she hears today's Masked Speaker.

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0:00.0	You don't know me.
0:03.0	A confession I can't take back.
0:06.0	I am.
0:08.0	The Masked Speaker.
0:12.0	We're just waiting for a new Batman movie to come out, because they'd be the perfect sponsors for this.
0:17.0	Oh, yeah.
0:18.0	The Mask Crusader gives two thumbs up for the masked speaker.
0:25.7	Sorry, two grappling hooks up.
0:27.4	Oh, wow.
0:28.8	Two batterings.
0:30.0	Okay.
0:30.9	I'm lonely.
0:32.3	Okay.
0:33.5	Do you need to talk about something else?
0:35.1	I'm going to go cry in the room outside in the hall while you guys listen to a confession. Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Batman. Now it's time for one of our listeners to get something off their chest with total anonymity. Her secret identity today is Elizabeth. Elizabeth, welcome to the show. Hi, guys. Thanks for having me. Okay. Hi, Elizabeth. Elizabeth, you are today's mass speaker. We're altering your voice using our voice changer. Whenever you're ready, go ahead. We're ready to hear your confession. Okay. So I have a younger sister. She's the more beautiful sister. She's always been popular. Not that you're jealous or anything, right?
1:14.0	You know, I'm still coping with it.
1:15.5	Okay, okay.
1:16.3	You're honest.
1:16.7	Okay.
1:20.4	Around three years ago, she was in college.
1:21.5	She was a famous guy.
1:22.1	Uh-huh.
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