Masked Speaker: Mind Your Business
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 June 2026
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
Today's Masked Speaker is SUPER GRATEFUL that her dog can't talk... because if she could - everybody would know the WEIRD THING this woman does every morning at 5 am attempting to train her pup. It's something even her HUSBAND can never know.
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| 0:00.0 | You don't know me. |
| 0:02.7 | A confession I can't take back. |
| 0:05.6 | I am. |
| 0:08.1 | The masked speaker. |
| 0:11.0 | Text to 78592 says, |
| 0:13.3 | Once as a joke, I sang Hotel California by the Eagles in a Mexican accent. |
| 0:19.0 | And now I can't sing it any other way. |
| 0:23.3 | Welcome to the Hotel, California. |
| 0:27.2 | As much as I'd love for all of us to try that and get canceled immediately. |
| 0:31.8 | I just did it. |
| 0:32.8 | I think we'd like to stay employed just a little bit longer. |
| 0:35.4 | I also forgot I'm Hispanic. |
| 0:36.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:37.1 | So you can get away with it, Jose. |
| 0:54.9 | I'm very white over here, Jose. I know my, I know my lane, dude. You're right, you're right. I'd like all of us to keep our jobs, just long enough to hear a few more secrets from our listeners right here on the mass speaker. We've got a woman on the phone today who's chosen Marlene as her fake name. Marlene, welcome to the show. |
| 0:56.8 | Hey, y'all. How you doing? |
| 0:57.6 | Good. Hey, y'all. today who's chosen Marlene as her fake name. Marlene, welcome to the show. |
| 0:55.7 | Hey, y'all. How are you doing? Good. Hey, y'all. How are you doing? |
| 0:59.8 | I'm fine. Thank you. We are ready for you, Marlene. The voice changer is on. You are the |
| 1:04.3 | mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear the confession. Okay, I can't believe I'm going |
| 1:08.4 | to do this. Okay. Okay, you sound so nervous right now. Are you sure you're okay? |
| 1:14.3 | I'm okay. Okay. A few years ago, I really... Can you not do it in a Mexican accent, please, Marlene? Just use your normal voice for this if possible. |
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