Masked Speaker: Mind Over Matter

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Today's Masked Speaker says after finally hitting her limit with her husband's stubborn ego, she found a way to trick him into doing something he normally NEVER would do, and he has no idea it's happening...

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0:00.0	You don't know me.
0:03.8	A confession I can't take back.
0:06.4	I am.
0:08.9	The masked speaker.
0:12.2	Text to 78592 says,
0:14.1	Just found out our daughter tested positive for allergies to chickpeas and lentils.
0:18.9	And I could not be happier.
0:20.9	Oh, you don't like those things.
0:22.3	No more healthy, boring fart food dinners from my house.
0:26.8	Oh, man, I love lentils, Sue.
0:28.4	I like some hummus, so...
0:30.1	On this segment, we get equally excited about your dark confessions,
0:34.1	because what's bad for you is good content for us here on the mass speaker.
0:39.3	We'll even change your voice to keep you anonymous as you share all the nasty, despicable things
0:44.3	that you've done in your past. And we've got a woman on the phone who's picked Allison is her
0:48.2	fake name. Allison, you detestable, gorgeous human. Welcome to the show. Thanks.
0:55.0	You are welcome.
0:56.0	Voice changer is on.
0:57.0	You are the mass speaker.
0:58.0	Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
1:00.0	I've been married for 14 years now.
1:04.0	Oh, no one knows.
	...

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