You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text into 78592 says,

Sorry, Amazon.

You actually didn't lose my gamer headphones in the mail.

I just complained because I wanted a free second pair.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

I made way to stick it to Jeff Bezos. You're the reason his megayat only has six jacuzzis on it and not seven. Oh, no. Good luck living with that kind of shame. Oh, man. But if you've wronged a multi-billionaire and the guilt is eating away to your soul,

do the right thing and come on this show and confess right here on the mass speaker.

One of our listeners is ready to put his shame on display for the world to see.

He's chosen the fake name, Dmitri.

So, Dmitri, which billionaire did you slide?

Zuckerberg or Warren Buffett?

Well, I kind of like I got a confession about what I did in the pandemic. Oh, it's not about a billionaire. Shocking,

Jeffrey. I thought he slited Rihanna. Yeah. Don't ever slight Rihanna. Yeah, nobody does that.

Well, Demetri, the voice change is on. You're now the mass speaker.

Whenever you're ready, tell us what's your confession.

Well, you know, during the pandemic, we went remote, like many companies did.

Yeah. Our whole office did, except for us. We were still here.

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