Masked Speaker: Lunchbox Correspondence

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Today's Masked Speaker says he found a VERY CREATIVE & SNEAKY WAY of flirting with the moms of kids in his class when he was a teacher decades ago... He'd never get away with it now but he'll tell us how it did work!

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0:00.0	You don't know me
0:02.1	A confession I can't take back
0:05.2	I am
0:06.9	The masked speaker
0:10.4	Text to 78592 says
0:13.1	I drive an ambulance for a living
0:14.9	Every time I pass the ex's house
0:17.4	I hit the siren
0:18.4	Because I know they're a light sleeper. Is it petty?
0:22.6	Yeah. Does it feel good? Absolutely.
0:25.4	You know they know it's him.
0:27.7	Him or her.
0:29.0	And you know what really feels good?
0:31.0	It's confessing your weird secrets
0:32.6	to a nationwide audience
0:34.4	while staying completely anonymous.
0:36.9	Oh, hit the sirens, Jeff.
0:38.5	We're going to help you do it right here on the mass speaker.
0:41.1	We've got a guy ready to hit the siren on his secret, and he's chosen Chris as his fake identity.
0:46.4	So, Chris, welcome at the show, man.
0:49.3	Thanks for having me.
0:50.7	Yeah, I like it, Chris.
	...

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