You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says, I've got a confession for how I lock in a second hinge date guarantee.

Oh.

Oh, all right.

What's the method?

I just send the girl a text that says,

my dog has been waiting by the door ever since you left. Two crying emojis.

It's so cute. Always gets them to come back. Dude, absolutely do it for the dog.

People go to great lengths to get what they want.

Well, that would work on a our girls never been to your place.

Totally.

It's so cute.

And we promise not to judge you for your confessions, even though for a few people here, that's definitely their initial thoughts.

Today, we're in a judgment-free headspace, right, Brooke?

Always, you know me.

That's right.

And today we have a woman who wants to come clean

using the fake name patricia so patricia welcome to the judgment free zone hey guys

how are you doing you got a little puppy waiting for you somewhere i don't i don't i'm well

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