You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says, I'm an extreme introvert and try to limit myself to speaking 250 words a day.

If I go over that, it takes a huge mental toll on me and I need several days to recover. At least you found your number, I guess. He says, last week was great, though. I had four days under 200 words. Hey, there you go. Imagine it hits a mid-sentence where he's like, hey, you guys have a Nope, good... Can't. Yeah.

Are you saying something important to your girlfriend?

Yeah, I'm drained.

What do you think of my parents?

I think your parents are...

I don't feel good.

Goodness. There's no word limits here on the mass speaker.

You could say as much or as little

as you want while you confess your secrets here anonymously. We do have a time limit. That's fair. But we got a guy on the phone who's chosen Darnell as his fake name. Darnell, welcome to the show, ma'am. Hey, how you doing? Good. Darnel, excited to hear your big confession. Yes, because Voice Changer is on. you are the mass speaker whenever you're ready. Let's hear it. Yeah, well, this happened a few years ago. And the thing is that, I still can't believe it happened. Oh. Oh. What happened? Yeah, so there was this guy at my old job, right? We used to work at his auto shop. And this dude would always buy like

these scraps lottery tickets. Yeah. I'd still buy one like once a month. Okay. A scratcher. Just

a case, you know, you never know. Just for the thrill. Yeah. Right. I could win one dollar,

maybe 10. No, you always want to win like the 100,000 on the front. Right. Okay. I don't use to pay these things and he bought like a whole bunch of them and he bought one for me. Technically it was my birthday. So that was like his gift to me. Oh, that's a good gift. Okay. Right. So I was like, all right, man, that's very sweet of you. I appreciate you, you know, and I put it in my pocket for later. But after a while, like, I had some downtime, and I was kind of bored during my shift,

and I was like, you know what, let me go ahead and sketch the thing off real quick to see what could happen.

Yeah.

That's what you're supposed to do with them.

Yeah, it's supposed to just be for fun.

So I scratch it, and guys, I won $10,000. What? What? Oh, my God. Did you read it like eight times? Like, wait, does that icon match the icon that's supposed to be the... I didn't know what to do. I was like, should I screams and I jump? I don't know. I've never won anything like this before. Yeah. Dude.

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