You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

It's the segment on our show that's 100% clothing optional.

Hey, I didn't know that. I'm taking my clothes off.

Besides the mask, of course.

Good call. Stay safe. It's important.

One of our listeners is on the line ready to confess something crazy that happened in her life.

She's chosen to use the fake name today, Irene. So Irene, you going clothes or no clothes for this?

Oh, no, I'm covered up for this one.

Oh, okay. Wow, more clothes, actually. up for this one. Oh, okay.

Wow, more close, actually.

Layers and layers.

I got five scarves on.

However you want to do it, that's up to you.

But the voice changer is on.

You are now the mass speaker.

So whenever you're ready, give us the juicy deets.

So, you know, I'm going to stumble through this a little bit because I'm really nervous. Oh, it's okay. Also, remember, your voice is mass. No one knows it yars. So let you calm me down a little bit. Yeah, it actually sounds sexy with the stumbling, with the voice changing. So I work in an office. I've worked there for a long time. I know my coworkers really well.

It's more than the people in this room can say about each other. So that's good.

I know your guys' names. I just don't know everybody else's names. Yeah. You're Brandy?

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