You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

We encourage all our listeners to wear real masks when they're doing this segment.

No, we don't.

That's terrible for audio.

I mean, I know we use a voice changer, but...

Well, we just don't specify where on your body you're wearing it.

That part is up to you when we do the masked speaker.

One of our listeners is on the phone ready to come clean about something from their pass.

He's chosen to use the fake name, Josh.

So Josh, welcome to the show. Where on your body are you

wearing your mask right now? Hi, guys.

Hey, Josh. Choosing not to tell us. Could be anywhere. Yeah, one giant mask.

You are today's mask speaker. We're altering your voice using our voice changer.

So whenever you're ready, go ahead.

Hold the phone right up to your masked part and spill.

All right.

So I guess I'll start at the beginning.

In college, I had the summer job as a lifeguard at the community pool in my hometown.

Oh, you must have been cute. There's just not very

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