Masked Speaker: Grocer Robin Hood
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
One of our listeners 100% violated the rules at her job, but she didn't just stop there. She says it feels so good she's been doing it multiple times a day and she's never been caught!
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| 0:00.0 | You don't know me. |
| 0:03.0 | A confession I can't take back. |
| 0:05.5 | I am. |
| 0:08.0 | The masked speaker. |
| 0:11.0 | Someone texted into 78592 saying, I ordered underwear on Amazon with overnight delivery because I didn't feel like doing my laundry. |
| 0:18.6 | Oh, wow. |
| 0:20.3 | That's a deep. Would that means you warm without washing them first? Oh. I'm just saying. I'm thinking how filthy is your underwear that you can't re-wear any of it. You don't re-wear underwear? No. You don't re-wear underwear ever? Ever. I guess I'm just cleaner downstairs than the rest of my co-host. Teach their own. If you have something that you've been holding on to, some dirty laundry, perhaps, this is where you can air it out while keeping your identity hidden. And one of our listeners is on the phone ready to share her secret. She's using the fake name Chrissy. So, Chrissy, welcome to the show. Thank you so much, guys. |
| 0:55.8 | Okay. Are you happy to be here with us? I am. I am. I hate being on here. I wanted to give a |
| 1:03.6 | confession and I'm upset that you guys are taking. Some people are really nervous or really anxious, |
| 1:08.8 | and you just sound pleasant. Like, here we go. Let's do this. Thank you. Well, you know, I tried to share this with my sister a little while ago. Just a big part of it and then I realized like, oh, maybe I just shouldn't tell anyone. So it'll be nice to kind of unload a little bit. Okay. Well, now I'm interested. So voice changer's on. You are the mass speaker now whenever you're ready. Go ahead. Okay. So this isn't great, but at the same time, I feel like it's the right thing I'm doing. So I've been working at this grocery store as a checker for the last six years. Oh, man. Good for you. Yeah. Thank you for your service. Oh, thank you. It is a hard job. Yeah. So the last, I haven't been doing it the whole six years. I would probably say four years now. Okay. If I see someone who comes in and to me, they like they're struggling like it's either a mom |
| 2:03.1 | with a lot of kids you can see that they're just they're struggling they're having a bad day or |
| 2:08.4 | especially older people elderly who come in and you can really see they're like tell me how much |
| 2:13.4 | it's coming out to tell me how much and you can see they're really just so conscious of like should I get that that milk or should I get this |
| 2:20.6 | Right so when it's someone like that I just bring up their stuff but maybe I'll leave out an item or two |
| 2:27.1 | Just to kind of give them a break oh I thought you were saying I secretly call security |
| 2:31.8 | I have them removed I don't know I'm not sure it's secretly call security. I have them removed. Why would you make that? |
| 2:35.6 | I'm not sure. |
| 2:36.3 | It's a confession. |
| 2:37.1 | I got a 90-year-old still improved. |
| 2:39.9 | I need help up here. |
| 2:41.6 | Oh, thank God. |
| 2:43.3 | No, you're doing the opposite. |
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