You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says, there's a Wi-Fi connected printer somewhere near my house.

It's not password protected.

Oh, no.

So I've been sending inappropriate photos to it for weeks. Stop it. Not sure whose printer it is, but I find it hilarious. Oh, my God. You better hope there's no kids at that printer. Yes. There's some sweet old lady like, Harold, it's doing it again. And Harold's like, whoa, that is impressive. The best thing that's happened to me all months. Oh, no. Well, listen, you could be inappropriate with us when you confess your secrets here on the mass speaker. Brooke always says the naughtier, the better. I do. Not usually out loud, but I'm glad you can read my thoughts. We enjoy, and we've got a guy on the phone right now who's ready to get down

and dirty he's chosen jackson as his fake identity so jackson you dirty dog welcome to the show

hello guys oh hello jackson oh i have a feeling we don't have a printed out photo waiting for us

in our print station from you.

No. No. Okay.

Jackson, you there?

Yes.

All right.

Okay.

You're all business, Jackson. I appreciate that. You know what? Let's not waste any time with the dirty talk.

Voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

All right. So about a year ago, I went to, like, my buddy's bachelor party in Charleston. Oh, we got a bachelor confession. Okay. We were right on the dirty part. Yeah. All right. That's got to be a good time. Charleston is like a full party city. Oh, my God.

The Bachelor and Bachelorette scene is ridiculous.

I think that's all the scene is there. They don't have food. It's just parties. How was it? It was awesome, man. We had so much fun. It was about like 10 of us. Nice. That's a nice story. Good size. It's manageable, but still a party?

I've been seen some of these guys in like 10 years, and it was just like a great time.

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