You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

We got a text into 78592 that says,

I work in a high security science lab where we study different diseases.

Oh, cool.

And part of my job is to transcribe notes from the different findings. Yeah. But at least an hour a day, I listen to your guy's show instead. Oh. Is this why we haven't eradicated disease? No. Because we're distracting people. I mean, if the bubonic plague ever comes back, I guess we're going to take the blame for it. Okay. One second date update destroyed all of civilization.

They name it the Brook and Jeffrey bubonic plague, though.

Oh, what an honor.

If you have some sort of apocalyptic event that you'd like to take credit for, you can do it here anonymously on the mass speaker.

And one of our listeners wants to come clean, possibly about some sort of cataclysm that he created. His fake name is Joe. Wow, that was the biggest word we've ever used on this show, Joe. Congratulations. Welcome in. Yeah, thank you guys. Thank you. That's quite an introduction. Yeah. Do you have a cataclysm? Yeah. It sounds like it's a medical procedure. I don't know.

I'm going to Google it more done.

Voice changer is on, Joe.

You're a mass speaker.

Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

Okay, so I was dating this woman for a while.

She was a little older than me, no more established, I guess you could say.

What does that mean? Like she had a job? Is that what you said? Was that what you're saying? Yeah. She kind of had her stuff together. You know, I was a little bit more all over the place. Okay. Got it. She thought we were exclusive, but honestly, yeah, I didn't really want to be. So I was just kind of hooking up with some girls more my age.

So when one person in the relationship thinks you're exclusive and the other one doesn't, that means that you're cheating.

Oh, that's awful.

It's an age gap problem, I think.

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