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Brooke and Jeffrey

Masked Speaker: Fairways and Weddings

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Today's Masked Speaker requested that ANY GIRLFRIENDS do not listen to this segment. Because he desperately doesn't want his own girlfriend to know the shady thing he did without her knowing...

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Adventure should never come with a pause button.

0:02.6

Remember Movie Pass?

0:04.0

All the movies you wanted for just nine bucks?

0:06.7

I'm Bridget Todd, host of There Are No Girls on the Internet.

0:09.5

And this season, I'm digging into the tech stories we weren't told.

0:12.9

Starting with Stacey Spikes, the black founder of Movie Pass, who got pushed out of the company he built.

0:18.1

Everybody's trying to knock you down and it's not going to work and no one's going to like it.

0:22.9

And then boom, it's everywhere.

0:24.9

And that was that moment.

0:26.2

Listen to there are no girls on the internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

0:31.1

You don't know me.

0:33.4

A confession I can't take back.

0:36.0

I am.

0:38.6

The masked speaker.

0:41.5

Got a text into 78592 that says,

0:43.6

sometimes when I play never have I ever with my friends,

0:46.5

I'll lie and say I've done stuff before just so I don't seem lame.

0:50.9

Oh, I'm sorry.

0:53.1

That's pretty funny to imagine. I feel like that's from Jeffrey. Yeah. Yeah, I've totally done that. Now I'm picturing a game of Never Have I Ever where everybody is lying. Yeah. They're all admitting to that they've never done. We've all hooked up with Aerosmith on these four of us. Actually, that's kind of believable. Stephen Tyler, you know. But you know what? That's why we created this segment where you don't have to lie about your life mistakes. No. Because we'll disguise your voice. You can be honest and anonymous when you're on the mass speaker. And one of our listeners is ready to share a confession with zero lies this time. He's chosen the fake name, Andy. So, Andy, do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth? So, Spank you, Brooke? Oh, no. And I will. Nothing but the truth. All right. I definitely will with that voice, Andy. Why was Brooke's right-hand raised? Because I was ready. It's ready.

1:41.4

Voice changer is on, Andy. You're the math speaker. Whenever you're ready, tell us your confession. So, my girlfriend, she wanted me to go to her sister's wedding with her a couple months ago. Okay. I mean, you're her boyfriend, so that's kind of what your duty is. Absolutely. It's your job. How long have you guys been dating?

1:43.8

Oh, we've been together a couple years.

1:44.2

Okay. Okay.

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