You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says, my daughter's now 14 and has stopped playing with her two favorite teddy bears.

Oh, no.

I used to provide the voices for. So now when she's out, I'll go into her room sometimes and have conversations with them. As you should. Yeah, as you should. Think of Toy Story. What happened to them? Yeah, exactly. Okay. Remember, we're not therapists on this show. We're not even close to being that. We're certainly not paid like it. Oh, I'm totally encouraging this behavior. No, because now, Brooke's going to cry. Just remember that when you tell us your secrets for the mass speaker. Because at least we'll keep you anonymous. Why do kids have to grow up? Oh, God, here we go. Like with today's caller who's chosen to go with the fake name Davis. Davis. Davis, can you promise that your confession today isn't going to make Brooke burst into tears? I promise. Well, maybe. It might be one year. Okay. Christ's pretty easily. I've never shed just one. I am like Niagara Falls over here. Good luck to us all. The voice changer is on.

You are the mass speaker.

Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession, man. I mean, first of all, I probably shouldn't even be saying this, but I felt bad about this for years. I just need to tell somebody to get this off my chest. Okay. Sometimes I can make you feel better. Yeah. Yeah. Well, a few years ago, I worked at a residential home with foster kids.

Oh, God.

Okay, let me get the Kleenex. better. Yeah. Yeah. Well, a few years ago, I worked at a residential home with foster kids.

Oh, God.

Okay, let me get the Kleenex ready for drugs.

Yeah, real.

This is going to make her cry for sure.

They were really sweet, sweet kids.

There were about six or seven of them.

And then when Halloween would come around, that was always a challenge because they had

very specific needs about

what they wanted to be and how they wanted to look. Totally. Yeah, isn't that annoying?

No, they wouldn't be like every other kid and get an awesome costume. You know, that should be

available to all kids. It's such a magical thing of childhood. Yeah, I totally agree. We had donated costumes at the foster home, but they really

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