You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text into 78592 says, whenever I flush the toilet, I imagine two over-excited sports announcers going wild about how good I am at flushing the toilet. What?

Well, I can't tell if that person's life is going great or absolutely horrible right now.

Sounds like he's winning to me.

At least the water's going clockwise.

I feel like we're doing color commentary on it right now.

But if you have a confession that you need to flush out,

you can do it right here on the

mass speaker.

And one of our listeners is ready to give us a little peek into her outhouse of secrets.

She's chosen to go by the fake name, Megan.

So Megan, welcome to the show.

Hi.

Uh-oh, Megan, you sound hesitant.

Yeah, okay.

So I've been holding this in for about three years now.

Okay, so this may feel good to you to finally talk about it.

We can't hear what you're saying.

I mean, we can hear what you're saying.

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