You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Someone texted in to 78592 saying,

For the longest time, I thought Keanu Reeves was a black basketball player.

What?

I guess it's just the way his name sounds. Oh, wait. I don't see it. Does it feel good to get that off your chest? Whoever texted that in? I think you need to do some deep reflection. I do. Can you hear that? And Keanu from deep. Yeah. Switch. Well, you can get that same feeling of relief and stay anonymous if you come on to this segment and share a big confession that's been weighing you down.

And one of our listeners is on the line right now, ready to tell us about something scandalous that she's been doing.

She's chosen to use the fake name today, Tabitha.

So Tabitha, welcome to Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Hi, good morning. Uh-oh, you sound a little sheepish, my friend. I am anxious. I can't believe I'm doing this. I thought you sounded ashamed, but, you know. Brooke's already prejudging. I mean, you're ashamed. And you're guilty. I'm just curious. I like to know where she's at, you know, at the beginning of this. Well, we'll find out in a second. But Tabitha, the voice changer is on. You are now the mass speaker. So whenever you're ready, go full Keanu on us. I don't know what that means. But tell us what your confession is. Okay. Deep breaths. Deep breaths. I'm shaking.

Okay.

But hurry it up because this segment only watched a certain number of time.

You'd be such a good therapist.

We're on a clock here, so what's your deal?

I guess here it goes.

Okay.

I've been married for 15 years now.

I have a great husband.

I'm a stay-at-home mom.

I have a great life.

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