You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says,

birthday notifications on my Facebook usually remind me of people I completely forgot existed.

So I like to celebrate the occasion by unfriending

them immediately.

I do that in engagement sometimes.

Girls like, I'm engaged, I'm like, oh, they're such a cute couple,

but I have no chance anymore, bye.

I mean, I would say delete your entire Facebook

if that's how you feel, but then

where you're going to hear your elderly family members rant about all the problems

with modern society?

Or is your little cousin's sick.

Exactly.

So at least you can still hear people ranting about their lives and their secrets right

here anonymously on the mass speaker.

And we have a woman who's chosen to use

Cora as her fake identity today. So Cora, welcome to the show. Hello, how are you?

Laura, I like that fake name of yours. Yeah. Is that what it is on Facebook too?

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