You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text into 78592 says, sometimes when I'm being intimate with my husband, I'll imagine that he's Captain Crunch.

Oh, out of all the captains, that's the one you're going with. I guess. I guess it's better than like a three-way with snap, crackling pop. It really seems like something you should be talking to your therapist about. But if you can't afford a therapist or if you think therapists are evil or something, you can always unload your weird confessions on to us. Okay, We are kind of like weird therapists. Yeah. With this segment called the mass speaker, and one of our listeners is ready to unload on to us. He's chosen the fake name, Kenny. So Kenny, welcome to Discount Therapy with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, what's so happy to be here. I bet you are. I love it, Kenny. Has your voice is all weird? It's like this is probably what discount therapy sounds like on both ends. The door is definitely in a back alley somewhere. Well, Kenny, our voice changer is on. You're now the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, go ahead. Give us your confession. Okay, so I work in the amusement park. Oh, cool, cool.

I mean, is it fun? Do you like it?

I thought it would be fun.

It's not as fun working there as it is going there, you know?

Yeah, got it, got it.

This is an accredited amusement park.

What does that mean?

Or are you like a carny?

Like, not one run out of like your home or something.

Oh, yeah, we don't move.

Okay.

Good, good.

What home amusement parks are you doing to jump? I'm telling you, there's some weird stuff out there. I can send you a link if you want to. I don't want it. If they have a bounty house, I consider it an amusement. Okay. All right. So, I mean, does it matter what you do at the amusement park? Yeah, when I started, it was basically a janitor.

Okay.

Yikes.

But now, ironically, I'm a floater. What does that mean? Gross. Yeah, he laughs. You got the right humor for this show, sir. Well, it just means you bounce around so you get to do like a little bit of everything at the park. Like you can do concession.

Okay.

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