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Brooke and Jeffrey

Masked Speaker: Cost and Found

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

If you found someone's valuable lost item while on vacation... would you give it back... or keep it for yourself?

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0:00.0

You don't know me.

0:02.0

A pen session I can't take back.

0:05.0

I am.

0:07.0

The masked speaker.

0:11.0

You got a text of 7592 that says,

0:13.0

I like to pour extra hot chili sauce

0:15.0

on detour teachips

0:16.0

and then throw them to the seagulls.

0:19.0

No!

0:20.0

I hate those rats with wings.

0:23.0

And let's seagulls like spicy food.

0:25.0

You just don't know.

0:26.0

You can't ask a seagull.

0:27.0

There's two ways to deal with frustration in your life.

0:30.0

You can take your anger out on mother nature

0:32.0

and all for creatures.

0:34.0

Even the loud squawking ones trying to steal your sandwich on the beach.

0:37.0

Or you could do probably the healthier thing

0:39.0

and vent to a bunch of strangers on the radio.

0:42.0

There we go.

0:43.0

That's how one of our other listeners wants to do it.

0:46.0

She's chosen to go by Leah today.

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