Masked Speaker: Confidential Cuddle

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

One of our listeners says an awkward encounter at Thanksgiving FIVE YEARS AGO has made every other family get together since SUPER-WEIRD between him and ONE OTHER person... and nobody else knows...

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0:00.0	You don't know me.
0:03.1	A confession I can't take back.
0:05.6	I am.
0:08.1	The masked speaker.
0:11.4	Text to 78592 says,
0:13.3	Sometimes I pretend to have foot pain just so I can go to the podiatrist and let them trim my big toenails for me.
0:22.3	I did not see that coming.
0:24.7	Go get a pedicure.
0:25.8	It's way cheaper than going to the doctor.
0:28.0	Talk about a life hack.
0:29.7	You don't want to know the real reason that Brooke goes in to get her mammograms every year.
0:35.3	What's really in it for you, Brooke?
0:37.0	Man, you're not supposed to show a coplice.
0:38.3	I'm going to tell you.
0:39.0	It is such a lovely experience, Jeff.
0:41.0	We get all the best confessions on this segment.
0:43.8	In fact, we're number one in the country for foot confessions out of all the radio stations,
0:49.2	and we're proud of that.
0:50.2	But we'll take any kind of secret that our listeners want to share here on the mass speaker.
0:59.3	And today we have a guy who wants to come clean, not sure which body part it's going to be about, but he's chosen to use. It's not always a body part, Jeff.
1:01.0	Those are my favorite ones, though.
1:02.4	He's chosen to use the fake name Wyatt today.
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