There's a vile sickness in Abbas Town.

You must excise it.

Dig into the deep earth and cut it out.

From IHeart Podcasts and Grimm and Mild from Aaron Manky, this is Havoc Town.

A new fiction podcast sets in the Bridgewater Audio Universe, starring Jules State and Ray Wise.

Listen to Havoc Town on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Got a text into 78592 that says,

I confess to sins I haven't committed.

Because I just like to stay ahead of the game.

Okay.

That's an interesting strategy.

Would not recommend.

Yeah.

Especially if the cops want to talk to you. Yeah, that's not good. There's no evidence yet, Jeffrey. And it certainly wouldn't work for this segment where listeners tell us about the guilty things that they've done in their past. One of our listeners is ready to unload some of his sins on us. He's using the fake name Diego. So Diego, welcome to the circle of sin.

Hey, guys. How you doing? Oh, my God. You immediately get the award for best fake name out there.

People who always call him, they're like, I'm Ben. I'm like, what? No.

Well, Diego, our voice changer is on. You're now the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,

go ahead. What's your confession? Well, I got to say, first and foremost, I'm pretty proud of this confession. Oh. Okay. Do you want us to turn the voice changer off? You want to just tell everybody? You want to say what your real name is? No, no, we're staying masked here. We're staying in math. So, I'm a stand-up comedian. Okay, so you just don't want people to come to your shows? Is that why you're staying anonymous? No, no, no. So basically, like, I started doing this five years ago. I wasn't so good at first. I don't think anybody is, right? No, no. That's the process. I've been doing over 10 years and I'm still not good. So I'm glad you said it. So, you know, I was bombing a lot and

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