Masked Speaker: Brothers For Bumper Stickers

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Today's Masked Speaker has felt extremely guilty for the last 3 years over a simple joke he tried to pull on his older brother...but ended up ruining his life instead...

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0:00.0	You don't know me.
0:03.0	A confession I can't take back.
0:06.0	I am.
0:08.0	The masked speaker.
0:12.0	Who really killed the dinosaurs?
0:15.0	What?
0:16.0	What do you mean?
0:17.0	Who?
0:18.0	Was it a solar flare?
0:20.0	Could be. Was it Dave a solar flare? Could be.
0:23.0	Was it Dave from next door?
0:24.8	Probably not.
0:30.4	We may never know, but look, if you killed the dinosaurs and you feel super guilty about it and want to come clean, this is the place to do it.
0:33.2	Okay.
0:33.8	Because we disguise your voice so you can get whatever you've done off your chest and stay completely anonymous. I don't think humans were around. You know what? I'd take the confession. Well, we have someone on the line who has a very dark confession. He's been keeping inside for too long. His name is Joe. Joe, you're not a fan of the stegosaurus? Are they all to die? No. No. But, uh, close though.
0:56.0	Your voice sounds like you could kill some dinosaurs, that's for sure.
0:59.0	We're disguising your voice, Joe. So whenever you're ready, go ahead. Tell us your confession.
1:03.0	Okay. So, first of all, I'm very nervous because this is such a probably unique story that I just wouldn't want someone to recognize it and say, oh, I heard about that and my cup would be blown.
1:18.1	Okay.
1:18.9	Okay.
1:19.9	So what is it?
1:20.9	What happened, man?
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