You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Here's the deal.

I only know a little bit about the confession today's listener has for us.

So we just have to get right to it because it could be the juiciest one that we've ever heard.

What? Oh, hi. So we have a woman on the line who's going by Molly today. Molly, welcome to the show. Thank you so much. I appreciate you. Oh, that was a big tease that Jeffrey gave us, Molly. Better be good is what Brooke is saying. Are you going to live up to it? Yeah, yeah. I'm finally ready to just get this done. Okay. You sound nervous. I'm not going to call you out, but it must not be easy. Rest assured, we are altering your voice right now. No one will be able to tell who you are, so this is a safe place. Unless you have a serious medical condition, your voice sounds crazy. Whenever you're ready, go ahead. Tell us what's going on. Well, it all started when I was 19 because I was living at home, you know. I had very super strict parents. And, I mean, I even had a curfew at 9.30. Like, boyfriends could have come into the house. Oh, my God. Jeff couldn't have boyfriends at that time either. Yeah, I feel you, girl.

At 19, your parents were still giving you a 9.30 p.m.

I missed.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I thought you were like 16.

But one night I went out with my friends, and we went to the movies, and there was this really cute guy there, and he invited all of us to this party, this college town nearby. Okay. Fine. The problem was I only had a half an hour left before I had to be home with my curfew, you know? So did you like typically listen to your parents about that curfew? Because I'm just going to say, if I was 19 and living at home at the 930 curfew, I would have found a lot of ways around that. Brooke was breaking her curfew at age two.

Yes.

It's true.

My parents actually, honestly, gave up on a curfew when I was in high school. Really? Yeah, they just, this isn't worth the fight for them. They just labeled you a dud. And they're like, we're just going to focus on the other one. She's a wild child. Let her go wherever she holds.

This is what I did.

This is what I had to do.

I turned off my phone and I stayed the night. Stayed the night where? With my friends. Like out in the town with everybody. And with the cute boy. You went to the college town where the boy lives? Is that what you're saying? Yes. Yes. That's the party you're at. I know you're super nervous, but you're like speeding through it right now. Like take a deep breath, okay? You turned off your phone. So that means your parents must have been going crazy. Yeah. So I had to think of a plan because I knew the next day my parents were going to freak out. Okay.

My girlfriends, they dropped me off at this gas station, and that's where I called my mom from the Paysong.

Okay.

And I did, like, fake crying and told her the story how I was kidnapped.

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