You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Like a frat boy who just took one too many Jaeger bombs at the bitey-tidy-wighty-wighty party.

Bighty?

Sometimes it's better to just get it out.

Be done with it.

Okay.

Wow, that's a big lesson you learned.

That's what the segment is for, because one of our listeners is already on the line, ready to confess something crazy that's happened in his life.

He's chosen to use the fake name Jerry today.

So Jerry, you ready to get it out?

Yes, I am ready.

Oh, how are you feeling right now?

I'm a little nervous right now, yeah.

Okay, well, don't be nervous because the voice changer is on.

You are now the mass speaker.

No one will be able to recognize who you are.

So whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. So I may have gotten myself into some legal trouble here. Oh. Are you sure it's the best idea to be talking about this on the radio? You just told us like, you haven't heard of it. I didn't know there was legal problems there. That's a different story. I don't know. I hang up if I was you, by you.

After you tell us, are the police going to be busting down our studio doors? No, I don't think so. But it is, I may have legal trouble with a celebrity. A celebrity. Okay, now we're talking. We love celebrity. What's going on? Uh-oh. So it all started about a year ago.

I had this guitar pick I got from an Aerosmith concert.

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