You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Got a text into 78592 that says, I'm so cheap, I've switched price tags on clothes at the store many times.

Oh my god.

Oh, I wouldn't even think about that.

Oh, yeah? We're so cheap. Brooke doesn't even buy her clothes in here. That's right. I rent them. You should rent them too. Don't challenge us to cheap wars. I'm Jewish, okay? We're going to win. But look, if you are cheap, that's totally cool with us. I promise.

We're not going to charge you a dime to come on here and tell us about a secret that you've been hiding from the world. Like one of our listeners who's picked an unassuming, cost-effective fake name for himself, Scott. So Scott, how you doing? I'm doing okay. How are you guys doing? Oh, I hear the nerves in your voice, even with the voice changer. Yeah, the voice changer is activated, Scott. You are the mass speaker now, so whenever you're ready, take a deep breath. Tell us about your confession. So I used to be a stockbroker. So, dude, you're the opposite. Incheve your rich. Oh, my gosh. So you do a job we don't understand. Well, yeah, you're right. I made a bunch of money, you're rich. Oh my gosh. So you do a job we don't understand. Well, yeah, you're right. I made a bunch of money doing it. And I looked in a nice neighborhood. You know, I had a bunch of friends in the area that I was getting to know. And a bunch of them had heard what I do. You know, they approached me. And they said, we need someone in stocks who knows what's going on. Okay. This isn't going to end up one of those Martha Stewart things where there's like insider trading or whatever happened. No, dude, I'm into it now. I don't really want to be arrested by the FBI or whoever does that arrest. I can promise you, Martha Stewart has nothing to do with it. Okay. What happened?

They said if we give you a pile of money, could you do something with it?

You're like, yeah?

I can make it disappear.

Yeah, exactly.

Right.

Well, you know, I was a little hesitant.

These are people that I was getting to know.

So I just kept saying maybe and kind of putting it off.

Mixing money and any sort of like friendship relationships

is always so it is tough it's a big gamble man see that's why i don't pay you back when you get my lunch

don't get money and friends okay that's brilliant yeah so what did you do scott i just kept pushing

it off and then eventually they just they came at me with this big pile of money. Oh. They were like, just do what you do. We trust you. Oh, God. You don't live in my neighborhood. Yeah. When I saw how much money it was, I was floored. It was a decent chunk of change. Okay. Oh, like how much? I don't want to say him. Let's just say it was a lot. Like down payment on the house?

So why are they doing this kind of like friend to friend instead of like going with a company to help them invest? I think they felt overwhelmed by what's going on in the stock market right now. They just kind of wanted a guiding hand that they trust yeah no okay to be

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