You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

You know, when we first aired this segment, we received recognition by the New England Journal of Medicine for our important contributions to health safety.

I didn't know that. Wow, I missed that article too. Well safety. I didn't know that.

Wow, I missed that article, too.

Well, clearly they didn't actually listen because that's not what the masked speaker is all

about.

Oh, I thought it was about.

Yeah.

So they took back their recognition of our contributions when they learned this is just

about getting things off your chest that you've been holding on to.

And one of our listeners is on the phone ready to come clean about something from their past. She's chosen to use the fake name Shelley. So Shelly, welcome to the show. Hey, guys. Thank you. Hey. You sound different there, Shelly. I don't even know what you regular sound like. So cool. I hope you sound different. Yeah, that's the good point. Fair, fair, Jose.

Well, you are today's mass speaker, Shelly, so we're altering your voice with our voice

changer. Whenever you're ready, go ahead. We're ready to listen. Okay. I don't know where to begin,

but I'm a little bit of a, you know, bigger girl, but I really believe that everyone should be able to exercise.

It should be, like, accessible, and it really shouldn't be something that people are afraid of.

Absolutely.

Agreed. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, great message so far. We're all on board. Yeah. So I used to post a lot of content about bigger girls running and exercising and no one ever paid attention. Like no one ever liked anything. No one cared. So I was just like, wow. Like, you know. That sucks. sucks I mean that's why you got to hashtag everything

with feet no matter what you're going to get likes I know but even no matter what you're going to

get more views and more likes regardless of what you post why do you know this I mean the hard piece

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