you don't know me

a confession I can't take back

I am

the masked speaker

text a 78592 that says I always carry around two pennies with me

so that if anyone ever asked for my two cents

I'm always

That's so dumb

Stop it That was a quality job Dad jokes are not allowed never asked for my two cents. I'm always That's so dumb.

Stop it.

That was a quality joke.

Dad jokes are not allowed in this segment.

We got another text that says, I used to stretch my t-shirts out before going to the gym just so my personal trainer would think that I lost weight.

Oh my God.

That's so smart.

I mean, there's no scale there, I'm sure. Yeah. You actually wear clothes to the gym? Okay. You know what? Good for you. I don't like to leave much to the imagination. But on this segment, we can imagine what your voice really sounds like, because we mask it with a voice changer so that you can tell your secrets here anonymously and safely. And one of our listeners is ready to give that a try. He's chosen to go by Eric today. So, Eric, welcome to the show. Hey, how are you guys doing today? Good. Feeling all loose in our shirts after that nice tip. I don't know. Really clothed for some reason. We are ready for you,

Eric. You're the mass speaker. Voice changer is on. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. Okay. So you definitely can't, it's not my voice, right? Right. Well, we don't know your actual voice, so I don't know. That's a good point. It sounds funny. It sounds weird.

Okay.

In a good way.

In a good way.

You're good.

You're going to. That's a good point. It sounds funny. It sounds weird. Okay.

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