You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

I've got a text to 78592 that says, I'm on a mission to take a number two in as many famous places as possible.

So far I've hit the Louvre, the Washington Monument,

and the Kennedy Space Center.

Wow.

I'm really excited for my trip to New York.

The Big Apple?

Like what?

Statue of Liberty.

Go to Times Square.

You could do it right alongside a guy dressed in a homemade Elmo costume.

And you may even still get tipped for it.

The thing is, we all have our weird confessions that we want to own up to.

And much like a mystery number two, you can leave them anonymously right here on the mass speaker.

And today, we have a guy who wants to come clean about something.

He's chosen Vincent as his fake name.

Vincent, welcome to the show. Hey, what's up? Not much, Vincent. I mean, that's the question for you. What's up? So, yeah, this thing happened. I feel like a little guilty. I mean, it's not like the biggest thing in the world, but I just need to get off my chest a little bit. All right. Well, voice changer is on. You're now the mass speaker whenever you're ready. Let's hear your confession. Okay. So my best friend from high school, he asked me to be his best fan. Oh, okay. He's getting married. That's great. Yeah. Do you like his wife? Oh, I don't know that well. Okay. Because we've kind of fallen out of touch. Not that we're not friends anymore, but we've known each other for 14 to 15 years and we have a lot of history just not really, like, recent. That's a really nice, honest answer. But when they ask you that at the wedding, I would just say yes, I like to watch.

So, did you say yes?

Yeah, I ended up saying, yeah, but I'm kind of an introvert, so I'm not super like out there.

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