You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

We got a confession that someone texted into 78592 that says,

I made out with my cousin and I really liked it.

Oh, geez.

Well, that was a lot.

Okay, I know we're not supposed to say the names on here either, but, uh, Jose, can you not text? Can you just say it like a normal person on the year? That's worse? No, just that don't. Yes. That's my thing. You're taking my thing. But no, we get it. You want to get something off your chest. It's a joke, everyone. Hell, I don't know. Some of my cousins listen. Okay. Now I know why. But if you want to get something off your chest, this is the place where you can do it anonymously. And one of our listeners is already on the line ready to give us his dark secret. He's going with the fake name Kevin. So Kevin, welcome to the show, man. Hey, thank you very much for having me. Yeah. Kevin, can you confirm that you are not my cousin and we've never kissed real quick? Definitely not. Okay. He can't confirm it. I like it. I like it, Kevin. I like your style, man. I can't wait to hear your confession. So the voice changer is going right now. Kevin, you are the mass speaker now. Whenever you're ready, tell us what's been going on. All right. Well, I'm going to set it up for you real quick because there's a little bit of a backstory. Okay. This has been a couple years now in the process.

Whoa.

So I'm like, I'm proud of my body. I'm proud of like my work regimen.

Okay.

I go to the gym.

So if we were to check out your social media, it'd be a lot of hashtag gym life.

Yeah, you're hot dude.

There's going to be like a lot of shirtless stuff.

Okay.

So what is your social media just so we can confirm?

I'm just kidding. Don't do that. We can't mask your handle. Only your voice. Yeah, but that's awesome, though. I mean, you work hard at it and you deserve to enjoy your body. Absolutely. Everyone should. Yeah. So in doing so, there's a lot of dedication, obviously i have a very particular workout so i have to

like have certain things available to me there's circuits that i do there's timing involved and it's

great but every year around this time when the new year hits all of these people flood the gym

oh yeah i've even heard of this. You called in to tell everyone, good for you for trying to start a new express start. No, no, it's worse than that. I'm getting to my confession. I just want to set it up because I want to, I want you to understand the context of it. Okay. All right. I'm dealing with people that are coming in. They're sitting on the bench that I need to do some presses on. They're on their phone or they're doing some odd little planking workout or something they saw on a YouTube tutorial. You know, they're asking me, are you using this weight? I'm like, why are you talking to me? Obviously, I'm not using that 20 pound or that 10

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