You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

We got a text to 78592 that says I'm a pilot for a major airline, but I still have to say, never eat shredded wheat to figure out which way East and West stop.

Oh, he did shredded wheat.

I used to do soggy waffles.

I do soggy waffles, too.

Oh, I just refused to learn it still.

I use naughty elephant squirt water.

Oh, are you joking?

Either that or Nelly enjoys sociable weddings.

Oh, easy to remember.

Those are you.

You'll never forget that.

But if you're a naughty elephant that wants to squirt out some secrets, you can do it right to you on the mass speaker.

That's two sounds.

Like one of our listeners who's ready to super soak us with a confession.

She's chosen to go by Stephanie today. So Stephanie, welcome to the show. Hi, how are you? Even with a voice changer, you sound nervous. Oh, yeah, kind of. Okay, that's fine. Nellie was nervous when he went to all those sociable weddings. So you're just like Nellie today.

I'm just picturing the rapper.

Yeah. Is that who you're talking about? That's what I'm talking about? What other Nelly is there? I don't know. So channel your inner Nelly today. Voice changers on. You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. Okay. Okay, so basically, oh, God.

It's okay. This happened when I was in the eighth grade. confession. Okay, so basically, oh, God.

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