Masked Speaker: ATM Malfunction

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

One of our listeners was facing a moral dilemma and had to decide: Do I make the right decision? Or do I have some fun? They're confessing anonymously to us now so that means they probably chose Option 2!

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0:00.0	You don't know me.
0:03.0	A confession I can't take back.
0:06.0	I am.
0:08.0	The masked speaker.
0:11.0	Today we may finally get the answer to the age-old mystery that's been haunting families for years.
0:18.0	Wow.
0:19.0	Who stole the cookie from the cookie joke?
0:22.9	That is a question.
0:24.3	Perhaps the thief is on the line ready to finally come forward and say who me?
0:30.4	Yes, me.
0:31.2	I did it.
0:32.5	It's a brand new mass speaker.
0:37.1	One of our listeners is on the phone, ready to come clean about something from their past.
0:41.3	She's chosen to use the alias Rebecca.
0:43.9	Rebecca, welcome to the show.
0:46.0	Hi.
0:46.8	Hi, you little cookie thief.
0:49.0	I mean, I bet you wish your confession was that innocent, right?
0:53.5	Actually, yeah.
0:55.6	Well, you are today's mass speaker, Rebecca.
0:58.1	We're altering your voice using our voice changer, so no one will be able to tell who you are.
1:01.9	Whenever you're ready, go ahead.
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