You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Got a text to 78592 that says, over the years, my wife has amassed a ridiculous amount of Tupperware.

And I take great pleasure in throwing a piece or two away without her knowing.

Oh, wow.

Just like our government, there needs to be checks and balances in this household.

I don't know why, but I feel like that couple has been married for a very, very long time.

Yeah, and it also sounds like she just keeps buying more. So it's not that she misses it. But it is similar to one of our listeners today who's going by the name Rachel. Apparently she's been married for decades to her husband. Oh, that's a long time. And recently something in their life has changed. Uh-oh. Rachel, welcome to the show. Decades.

Oh, my God. It's so ominous, Rachel, with that voice, too. You can hear it in your masked voice. Oh, my God. I used to be a young woman until I got married. Is it good still? Like, don't give me too worried. No, it's good. It's good. It's just long. Yeah.

Oh, well, I can't wait to get this glimpse into Brooks future here.

The voice changer is on.

You are now the mass speaker, Rachel.

Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

My husband's a little older than me.

Okay. He just retired.

Oh.

Yeah, after 35 years. Wow. Okay. He just retired. Oh. Yeah, after 35 years.

Wow.

Congrats.

Good for him.

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