You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text the 78592 says, I eat those pre-made gas station pizzas every week.

Oh.

They taste absolutely awful.

Yeah, it's like cardboard.

Why do you do it every week? Barely passable as food, but a full pizza only costs $7.99. Oh, that's why you do it every week. And I just can't pass up a deal like that. I'm with you. I've always wondered who eats those pizzas because they look like they've been sitting there for nine days untouched. That is crazy. It could be your whole family, though.

I don't know. My mom just came and she was like, have you tried the 7-Eleven pizza? It is incredible. Really? Yes. You know what? You can learn so much by listening to the mass speaker. Who eats the pizzas there? Who does all sorts of stuff when people share their confessions anonymously? like with today's caller who's chosen to use Ariana as her fake identity.

So Ariana, well, sorts of stuff when people share their confessions anonymously, like with today's caller who's

chosen to use Ariana as her fake identity. So Ariana, welcome to the show. Hi. Oh, big Grande

fan. I was going to say, we're all picturing Ariana Grande. No? All right. No. That was actually

her confession. She's like, who's Ariana Grande? Not a fan. That's okay. You don't have to be. We're a fan of secrets here. So the voice changer is on. You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. I just want to make sure it was on because I'm embarrassed. But I love embarrassing stories. Let's go.

So a little while ago, my boyfriend and I took a trip to San Francisco, and we'd never been there before.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, but our travel day was a complete nightmare.

It took forever.

Oh, I hate that.

Our flight was delayed like five hours.

Oh, geez.

And so by the time we got to San Francisco and we got to the rental car place, they didn't have the car we wanted.

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