You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says, I've worked on cargo ships for the past 16 years.

And recently had the letters R.S. and L.P.

tattooed on my hands to remind me right is starboard

and left is port. Just tell people it's your kids. Nobody should know that. This is actually

a great reminder that everybody is struggling. Not just at our jobs every day, but at life in

general. Absolutely. And there's no reason you can't admit your shortcomings, all of them anonymously right here on the mass speaker. And we've got a guy on the phone, which is sitting to my port side at the moment, by the way, ready to tell us what makes his life a constant struggle. He's chosen Eddie as his fake name.

I already forgot. What's the fourth side? Is that your right? That's your left side. Okay, yeah, he's on the law. Okay, my bad. I can also see the phone. Yeah, we're all learning something. Eddie, welcome to the show. Hey, guys, what's going on? What? What on? He knows our names. Oh, who's just proven it?

We're friends, Eddie, and we're ready to hear what you got to say.

Absolutely. Your voice changer is on. You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. Okay. I hate to admit this, but I've been untruthful with my wife, kids, my friends.

I thought that was going to end it. Wife.

You added kids and friends too.

The list keeps going, Eddie.

You know what, Eddie? Who hasn't?

Who hasn't been untruthful with everybody in their personal life?

You're fine.

Untruthful about what?

Well, this is a secret that nobody knows about. And I actually, I'll make stuff up to say, you know, I have a work trip, some out-of-town event. If it's people from work, I say I have a sick parent I'm going to see. It's family issue. Oh, my gosh. Even if you're sick parents as an excuse, that's bad. Kind of diabolical. Yeah. Like, honestly. Usually if you're going out of town, it means one thing.

Well, I'm not cheating.

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