You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 78592 says, I've started going through crosswalks with a bit of a limp.

Thing is, my legs work perfectly.

I just really don't like to be rushed when crossing and the limp

makes it so cars won't get pissed that it takes me 10 seconds longer no one can honk at you if you're

limping yeah you can't just walk 10 seconds faster brook is honking verbally yes say be careful if

anybody's limping through a crosswalk in front of Brooks, she's about to gun it. Move it, old lady! It feels like the limp is more effort. I don't know. But some people fake limp through their entire lives because they're afraid of getting judged. I was deep. And you don't have to do that here on the mass speaker. That's right. Because we will keep you anonymous.

And we've got a woman on the- And Brooke will haggle you while you're into one. She sure will. We've got a woman on the phone who's chosen Vanessa as her fake name. So Vanessa, how are you doing today? Hey, guys, I'm doing great. Oh, my God. That was actually believable. Yeah, I believe that you're doing great.

We don't get a lot of super happy people like this on the mass speaker.

Yeah, it does.

Even with the voice changer on... That was actually believable. Yeah. I believe that you're doing great. We don't get a lot of super happy people like this on the mass speaker.

Yeah. It does. Even with the voice changer on, we can tell there's a lot of joy on your end of the phone. So we're excited for this. The voice changer is activated. You are the mass speaker whenever you're ready. Let's hear your confession. Okay. So I know you're going to think I'm a little weird for this because everybody else seems to think so.

Okay. confession. Okay, so I know you're going to think I'm a little weird for this, because everybody

else seems to think so. Okay. I am a liner. A liner? Liner. Or at least that's what I call it,

a liner. I really, really love just enjoy standing in lines. What? I thought you're going to say

line dancing. You mean like cues? Like, no. I mean like standing in lines. I? I thought you're going to say line dancing. You mean like cues?

Like, no. I mean like standing in lines. I'm kind of like a social, anonymous social butterfly. You get to meet people and you talk to people and I find it comforting. Just standing in line. Oh, my God. You know, you say it, and I think my husband is the same as you. Really? There has never been a stranger my husband meets that he doesn't like.

I did see somebody talking about Disneyland Lines online recently, and they said they purposely don't buy the Lightning Lane because the 30 minutes to an hour in line gets them to catch their breath, and it's time for their families to talk. Vanessa, you need to start a Facebook group so all the liners of the world can come together. No, you need to have people pay you to stand in line for them. That's what you need. I'll pay you. Alexis found a way to make money off of this. So wait, when did you discover this about yourself? Yeah, what was the moment? It was like one of those concerts a couple of years ago that we were like standing in line forever and everybody was getting annoyed and pissed off and I was just talking and facilitating everybody and like I felt like I really like doing this this is a way to meet people and sometimes I don't even go in the event I just love standing in life oh god wait you know You know, I can almost see that. Think about it. You're enjoying the concert. You're talking to people, making new friends, and you're like five minutes away from food. You're the person who makes me want to get out of line with everybody else. You know, friends. Don't go in? No, listen, I have been to the World Series, I've been to the Super Bowl, the Rolling

Stone concert.

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