You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text to 785592 says, as a kid, I had a weird obsession with the Pillsbury doughboy.

Really?

Every time we bought a Pillsbury product, I made my mom cut out the doughboy picture on the packaging, and I would tape it on my bedroom wall.

Aw.

I had hundreds of doughboys decorating my room into my teens.

Yes.

DB for life.

Some people have posters of half-naked supermodels on their walls. Some people have pictures of fully naked pastry boys. You know what? He's naked, isn't he? Well, he has a scarf and a hat. That's the odd part. It's like either go no clothes or just some... Excuse me, he's a chef.'s gonna wear his chef at us that's true that's why

we trust him i think counts as clothing in our world and look we don't judge we just want you to come

on the show and share your secrets here on the mass speaker while we keep you anonymous and preserve

your dignity like with today's caller who's chosen to go by the fake name Larissa. So Larissa,

welcome to the show. Hi, thanks. Do you want us to change your voice so you sound like the

Pillsbury Do-Boy? Yes, please. Okay. All right, we'll work on that, but the voice,

with the left, even, the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,

let's hear your confession.

Okay. So years ago, I signed up to do a 5K run for a charity. Some of my friends were doing it.

Okay. Yes. Wow, that's a big secret. I wouldn't want anybody to know about that. I know. I'm so terrible. I'm so terrible. There are thousands of people there.

I didn't finish the race because of the embarrassing thing.

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