You don't know me.

A confession I can't take back.

I am.

The masked speaker.

Text into 785.92 says, when I'm driving and I see the person behind me switch lanes and speed up, I do the same so they can't go in front of me.

Dude, you're a terrible person. That's what you do. No, it's not. On the roads, Brooke, you need to establish dominance as the alpha vehicle. Come on, there's no alpha vehicles. Yes, there is. One time a vehicle started flashing bright lights at me trying to pass me, and I ran that ambulance right into a ditch. Next time, they'll know. You don't pass the alpha. All right. Not on these streets. Yeah, you showed those paramedics. Yeah, and one of our listeners is ready to be the alpha on today's show and share a confession that she's been holding on to. I don't know if Jeff was joking by the way. I know he's terrible. She's chosen the fake name, Heather. So, Heather, welcome. Hey, guys.

Hey, Heather.

Heather. Heather, you've run some vehicles off the road before, right? Heather pulls over for ambulances, correct? Of course. Good. She said, of course, to both of those questions, so I don't know when we stand, but... Either way, the voice changer is on, Heather.

You are now the mass speaker.

Whenever you're ready, go ahead.

Tell us your confession.

All right. So I wouldn't say that this thing is like a life hack, but I got myself out of jury duty and I kind of feel bad about it. Oh, okay. Really? How do you do that, by the way? I've postponed mine,

and now it's like next year. I have to do it. I like absolutely can't get out of it.

You can get out of it if you're dead. Or, okay, that's a solution. Or you can just not show up. I mean, I don't think they totally issue a warrant. Do they after that? They know where you live, bro.

I'm sure they can come find you.

Maybe Heather has a better idea.

What's your way?

And this is exactly, I feel like I got the answer. live bro. I'm sure they can come find you. Maybe Heather has a better idea. What's your way?

And this is exactly, I feel like I got the answer.

And I'm not sure if I can get in trouble for sharing this or like, I feel like I may like ruin the system.

You mean the perfect justice system?

That's not for all.

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