Hey, hey, hey, hey, short rounds and beds and burners.

My name is Doug and I love minis.

This is Doug loves minis.

The show that is drawing a bath that I am about to take, but first, this mini.

Coming to you from a hotel room in San Jose, California, the night after my triumphant stand-up show at the San Jose

Improv. Thank you to the 155 people who came out in spite of the fact that San Jose's very own sharks were playing in a very

big, very important hockey game. We had a lot of fun with that throughout the show.

People were, one lady in particular, but some other people as well, were updating me on the score of the game

and the whole audience because they chose to come see me instead of paying attention to the game.

So I appreciate that.

And I'll play the audio from when Sean Jordan and I play Last Man

Stanton with a lot of people from the crowd. I think there's about a dozen people on stage.

And it was a lot of fun. And hopefully the audio didn't come out too shitty. And hopefully you guys are over the fact that, uh,

Rosa Salazar snapped her chew gum throughout the entire last episode of Doug Loves

movies.

Got a couple of complaints about that on Twitter.

I saw that she was chewing gum at one point.

I almost said something like, do you want to spit that out? And it was just such a, between Demi and Matt and Rosa, they all

three came to play and to talk. So it was like I really had to pick my moments and try to jump in there and keep the

show going. Very fun episode, so I hope the gum chewing didn't bother you too much. Doug plugs.

Lots of things going on, lots of things coming up. We're going to be live with getting Doug

with hi this Monday. Excuse me.

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